Diary Dateline: February 13, 2004, Boston, Massachusetts
Post Protest Party Update…
Have finally managed to catch breath mere 13 hours after removal of torturous undergarments and ridiculously high heels. Feel have suffered for my art by tottering around in such a get up late into night, but as we all know, cannot properly swashbuckle in flats now can we? Am pretty sure bleeding stumps that were formerly my feel will "heel up" in next couple of weeks…Heh. Get it? HEEL up? Heh. Crack myself up!
Anyway, am happy to be wearing unassuming work clothes, of course unassuming for moi translates into fabu leather pants (BCBG sale rack) and smashing new pimp-style sweater (Jasmine Sola sale rack - SCORE!), perhaps a tad inappropriate since work is researcher at B. school of self-proclaimed and if you ask moi a tad overblown "most prestigious University in WORLD"! But heck, am practically like librarian here, can go for days without seeing a soul around here while applying myself diligently to the pursuit of plumbing depths of unconscious thinking of world's consumers. Ah me, the responsibility that rests upon my delicate white shoulders is sometimes almost too much to bear…
But I digress with fashion report and talk of my creamy white skin…onto the update…
ON TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS!
…it is morning after having created quite a stir in Boston singles scene with our smashingly successful Protest Party but have just learned much to my chagrin that while busily fending off advances of hunky and tall, yet romantically entangled swain (see installment #1), wretched, beautiful, stick-thin, co-hostess of party tried to steal thunder and monopolize press and had pictures taken of HER when I was in loo!!!
But little does she know I was keeping careful notes and will expose her for the press-hog that she is in RACHEL's DATING DIARY! Heh heh heh... Of course mean her no ill will, want all to find happiness and true love, but think am long overdue for appreciation from masses so what can you do? Perhaps will be generous and let her know all about delicious men of GB.com and other "HE-Bay" type shopping sites for if she too finds true love then will be happy endings all around…
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